And Mrs.Peacock, she fucking pecked me today. I think she's having a bitch fit. I dont really bother. Because i just slapped her in her peacock face. And told her she was a very ugly and smelly peacock. proud peacock.
OOH, guess what? I saw a Britney look alike fat cow moo-ing around our estate today. So i asked her how were things going for her after she divorced with Mr.federline cow. SHE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO ANSWER ME. I was so pissed off. I thought i was getting a stroke. Till she farted. I took a breath. It smells exactly like her new perfume, Believe. I can't imagine people wearing Britney's fart.
And i thought she was very rude to fart into my face.
So i told her," You're a disgusting fat cow. Paris Hilton's new perfume, Can Can, is so much more better than yours. People would like it much better than smelling your fart! AND BRITNEY, YOU LOOK DISGUSTING WEARING A WIG EVERYDAY ."
She was so angry she immediately turned into a horse and galloped away.
Bad day.
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