My life is very interesting today. I woke up at about 4pm today. I took a bath. I went out. I hailed a cab to go to Cityhall. When i reached, the cab meter shows 10.30. But i did not have coins. The taxi driver decided that i was too scary and that i might haunt him if he were to ask me to pay the total amount he told me that its okay to not give the 30cents. I feel so lucky sometimes.
When i alighted. The taxi driver sniggered at me. When i saw that i was thoroughly appalled that i stepped on dog shit and fell down. i scraped my knee. The taxi driver immediately drove off.
Then there was a nice soul who drived past me. He sent me to the hospital while i moaned in agony. I know, i was too coward to endure the pain. My parents came down to settle the bill.
Then we went to this restaurant to settle our dinner with my aunts and uncles. It was my aunt's birthday. I gave her a birthday present. I showed her the puss coming out of my wound and she said that, that was the best birthday present that she's ever got.
The fourth dish came. And it was scallop. It came with the shells. I swallowed everything. Because the shell looks so pretty. I want something pretty to go into my stomach. Then i choked. I fainted. No one came to my aid. Because everyone were busy eating pretty things.
I came round after 6 hours. I realised that everyone left. So i took a cab from Mhd Sultan. Back to Yishun. This time the cab meter shows $20.30. I did not have coins with me; The taxi driver said it was okay for me to not pay the 30cents. I think because he thinks that i might haunt him. I felt so lucky.
I got down the cab. The taxi driver sniggered at me. I got so appalled that i stepped on a bear and fell down. I felt very angry that a bear was blocking my way! I mean, i dont like sharing my roads with a bear. Its a flithy bear.
And so i asked , " What are you doing here , Mr.bear ?" "
Just walking around . You okay? I'll call an ambulance . "
And before i could say anything. That filthy bear took out his N95 to phone the hospital. After a good ten mintues or so, sirens were heard and i was sent to the hospital. I know its only an abrasion. Pardon me, i'm a girl. I can't take pain!
My parents came down to settle the bill and we went home safely. This time without stepping on dog shit or bears. I feel so lucky. i couldn't be happier.
and so, i'm blogging here down. okay , i'm tired already . I'll blog soon .
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